nosleepandcrazy

This shit is real and really crazy

Just smile, smile and be happy…

I’m a negative person. I always have been. I’m cynical too. When I was a little kid and fell and got hurt my mom would ask,”want me to kiss it … Continue reading

June 21, 2014 · 1 Comment

I need to get laid…

Is the title not easy to understand? I horny. The end. Somebody help me.

June 19, 2014 · 1 Comment

I came… HIGH FIVE!!!

Well tonight I had my first orgasm from sex with no other help but a beautiful hard cock. We were in missionary and he pushed my knees toward my chest … Continue reading

May 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Babysitting means donuts in the house…

So I got a text from my friend and she needed a babysitter. AWESOME!!! I am always up to watch her little girl. She is beautiful and smart and cute … Continue reading

May 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Anal bleaching…

Ok, so when Mike was in town last time, we went to this porn store down town and they had kits for anal bleaching.  Not only did they have these … Continue reading

May 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Bucket of pussy…

Ok, so when Fuzzy was in town, we went to a porn store… a few porn stores actually. And at one of them, seeing as how I like a little … Continue reading

April 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Do I taste bad?… Lesbian dreams…

Ok, so… That was a basic exact image of my dream last night between me and a girl named Tara that I used to be friends with.  Old Tara that … Continue reading

April 12, 2014 · Leave a comment
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