You might be an addict if…
So I was born in 1982 so of course I grew up with the whole you might be a redneck comedy so I’m changing it up to represent princess karen … Continue reading
Psycho voice mail
So several years ago my mom comes home to an absolute delusional voice mail threatening to have me arrested. My half sister and sperm donor some how fell down steps … Continue reading
I used to waste my time at this person’s house…
So I used to spend a lot of time at this person’s house. She got off earlier than her spouse every day. When it was just me and her it … Continue reading
The time my half sister secretly called my rapist to fuck me so I’d break up with a guy I loved
So I used to acknowledge having a half sister. She was and probably still is an out of control drinker. She cheated a drug test for her Jon and a … Continue reading
This one time at a party I never wanted to go to
So let me tell you I can “just say no” to anyone I’ve ever met except one person. Don’t be sad. I learned how to say no to her too. … Continue reading
Finally I witness a karen that is in no way related to me
Ok so a few months ago my mom took me to this little Chinese place we like. It eas a mother daughter dinner. We have our food and are sitting … Continue reading
Karen’s of the world
So this shall be short but recently I have learned possibly late in the game what a “karen” is. I used to have a half sister. Can I just say … Continue reading
I grey up in two houses….now I live in two homes…
I grew up on a street that had a dirty name. I still live on a street with that same dirty name. I don’t live in a house. I didn’t … Continue reading
Shatter me….
So recently I read a couple of books. I read Shatter Me and Destroy Me immediately after by Tahereh Mafi. I think I related to this book more than most … Continue reading
The prince and me…. Julia styles is so much better than this…
So I finally just now all too late got to watching the prince and me. I think it came out in the 90s. I got to say, cute premise but … Continue reading