nosleepandcrazy

This shit is real and really crazy

female boner

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So it’s baby making time.  So I went off the pill… what did I get for going off the pill?  Acne and a lack of sex drive… WTF??  All I know is I was like a rabbit on the pill, I was begging for it.  I go off of it and the shift in chemicals in my brain have caused a lack of sex drive.  People think its the pressure of the baby thing, but nope.  It’s not that at all.  I tried for 2 1/2 years with my ex and never got pregnant.  So that whole pressure phase is long over.  I just do not need it.  I am not even masturbating, or even wanting to.

.Tryign-the-Kegel-exercises

My vagina is shrinking here people.  I need me some of those pills Cirillas sells to give me a female boner.

female viagra

But I am already on a shit ton of meds for the crazy so what if my female boner sends me fucking my way through Ky???  I mean I could always just die or something from the mix of it and my meds…  but assuming I do not die, what happens if I just can not get enough?  I might get out of control.  I have a lot of guy friends.  They ALL have a penis.  I also have rope.

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What if i just take advantage of them all.  Big tits, rope, not much more needed to tempt the most friend zoned boys in my life.  So… should I?  Or should I just get naked and take it like from my boyfriend who has NOT lost his sex drive due to my lack of chemicals…. ?

2 comments on “female boner

  1. psychofab
    December 10, 2012

    You know, normal people get a decreased sex drive from the pill. Not the other way around lol.

  2. nosleepandcrazy
    December 10, 2012

    Yeah well when exactly did you notice me following the trends of peeps these days?

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